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| | Thank You! Someone very important in my life told me he feels that he is going to pass on. He feels that he might not achieve all that he wants in life. That inevitably scared me and activated my tear duct because I cannot imagine life without him. All of us were taught to cherish our loved ones from a tender age. Countless movies, dramas and novels evolve around death and the emotions it brings along... I want to thank the people who are very close to my heart, people whom i cannot imagine life without them... Amanda  Mandee, you have been my fairy god mama for the longest time...Your reliable advises had helped me through a lot since we made the vow to be friends even in the heavens/hell, your senseless and impulsive actions never fail to brighten my day, your candid moments and crazy usage of words always make hanging out with your so darn enjoyable, your sotongness, your "wisedom", your everything baby. You are godsend, like the rest. I am blessed to be loved by you. Thanks for everything you have done for me!!! Anne  This lady braved Germany and Italy with me. She was all i had for that 23 days and at the end of the trip, it was confirmed that our friendship would last through the end of life. She had been always there when i needed her. She took care of my stuff even though she was damn tired from a day of travelling. She put up with my grouchiness and my stubborn ways without complain. She is always so loving and selfless. She reads me like a book and yet still loves me. Your friendship is priceless, anne. I love you! Dia  Dia! You and your crazy ideas! The lastest is starting up a black metal band! Goodness! You never failed to surprise me with your every move. Being able to be your friend and share your life is a honour. The gang is never complete without your goofiness and crazy ways. Your style is ever so unique, your clothes are ever so DIY, you are ever so caring, sweet and understanding...You are a lady who is gonna accomplish a lot in life, don't ever let anything/ anyone bring you down. You are worth more than you know. JoJo  The beauty queen! My best friend since Secondary 1. We did a lot of shit together, including taking 100+++ neoprints in a day (It was free, the machine spoilt! Haha...) and getting drunk in sec 2. Haha...your house is always the best hang out after school because your storeroom is a mini NTUC. The Halloween party at your place is unforgettable...ahhh...those were the days! Awww...i am glad we are all reunited after your MIA act a year ago. Jo, you are such a superb girlfriend (Gfs are peeps u roam through shopping areas with, hunting for the best bargains and peeps u call when u need a companion to hang out with at weird hours for drinks or to work it out at some dance floor). You da best girl! Joyce  JoYcEeEe!!! My fellow gardener! The best entertainment on my ride home from school, right from sec sch days, when it was 73...the long and winding road from toa payoh to gardens. It is now 156, from bukit timah to gardens. Time flies when i go home with you. You are always so nice and lovely, cheery and funny. You always have a way of bringing a smile to everyone's face. I love you joyceee... Marcus  Marcus chen xiao ming!!! My bestfriend. You love me for everything that I am! You have seen the worst side of me, and of cos the best. I owe a lot to you. I am what I am today, because of you. You have walked with me through some very rough patches of my life and have always been there when I needed a shoulder to cry on and put a smile back on my face. You just have a way with me. You always make my gloomiest day bright with a short conversation over the phone. Well, of cos you are not perfect, there were days whereby you were the cause of my misery and tears but overall, i am blessed to be love by you. For all that you have done for me, I can't find better words than these that come straight from the bottom of my heart, Thank you honz, you bring out the best in me. My Hommies...  CRAZY ALCOHOLICS! You know who you are. You guys bring out the alcoholic in me! Hahaha...all of you are wonderful in you own way. Before meeting you guys, i thought guys are mainly bastards but you guys are definitely the few good ones left. Although St. Theresa alter boys are mainly drunkards and "fighters", you guys prove to be the minority of the male population that actually possess morales that are long forgotten in today's despicable society. I am so glad to have known all of you. All of you have definitely made life more bearable and fun. Thank you! I know this is a little gay but I LOVE YOU! Muacks! |
Wed, Mar. 19th, 2008, 03:10 am EuRoPe!
This is so dreadful.I have already waited 8hours in frankfurt airport to get backta singapore.I will only reach home in a day's time.
Ryan air landed safely in frankfurt Hahn airport at 10pm last night(24th MAy 2005).I took a 1hour and 45mins bus ride from that little domestic airport to Frankfurt Int' airport.Since then, i have been awake,meaning i havent slept for almost 24hours and i haven bathed for that long too.I feel so gross and the dirtiest person alive.But what to do,i needta budget so i am not spending 6euros to bathe in the airport's toilet,neither did we want to put up a night at a hotel.The airport would do just fine.And i suppose it did cos its finally 7am and im using the airport's free net access.Im hogging it.Care not cos im so desolated from the world wide web!
So today's officially the last day of my trip.Fellings? Well i suppose im glad im alive to tell all of ya a story when i get back home in sunny singapore.(im assuming tt MAS will bring me to land properly at 9am on 26may 2005 that is!)Im pretty home sick cos i miss my bolster and my nest.I miss my damn loofa cos my body is just so dirty i need a scrub.Well, i miss home much as i know i will miss all the fun i've had the past 3 weeks with my all time irritating traveling mate nicole.haha i think im more of an irritant to her than she is to me but oh well who cares she's still my ah nic.
When i look back in retrospect,i realised that 3weeks is not too long a period but long enough for me to discover a lot about my self independence as well as erm my sensibility? haha im too sleepy to think but im trying to tell you that i feel so good about myself now cos i rmb telling my family i will NEVER go backpacking on my own cos its just so tiring and dangerous blah blah blah.Now that my mission's complete,im definitely coming back to europe for more backpacking cos yeah..im lovin' it! Well i suppose ive been really kind to myself the past three weeks.I rmb wanting to survive only on luxury biscuits and war food but i guess i never did get close to doing that at all.I had macdonalds, pizza,chinese restaurant food etc like ever so often.For one my ma fan traveling pal is always hungry and have cravings for almost everything everyday or should i say every other 3hours!haha.But well there are times where we got really desperate and no one will ever understand that besides us.Times whereby we ate crispy maggi mee or like rotten tuna..oh man. Those were the days.
I can hardly wait to get to singapore now.My fun has to end since my finances has long came to an end.I will be back for more stories!
My mission's complete,i will be smiling the moment im seated on MAS in 4.5hours time.I can hardly wait for daddy and sis to bring me to the 216 hawker centre for my ming jiang kueh and tao huay jui tmr at 9am!i miss my dad mum sis the most!like reallly. I miss my bimbos a hell lot.I cant wait to go silly with the rest of u but nic doesnt want to see me again cos she's very sick of me.She warns that next time when we go out,you guys can only ask one of us out.Not both at the same time.I think she really hates me.She has seen the VERY rotten side of me.she is threatening to tell all of u abt it.heck.Im more lovable anyhow!She's too auntie.haha.Love love love.oh yes, i miss my own toilet and bed as well.Nothing beats my bed and my semi automatic toilet bowl..hahas.
gotta go,gotta stop my ugly singaporean side of hogging things.Ive been losing alot of morals the past 3 weeks stealing jams butter and nutella..cheating on the metro system..stealing sweets and chocolates..haha.*chuckles* Backpacking in europe makes u lose ur morals when u become desperate like me. =)
ciao! ROME
an open air museum.
I miss being clean.ITALY IS SO DUSTY AND ANCIENT(ok maybe its only rome).Rome is just not clean and im like totally black now.
ok i haf 2mins left.
I will be back in singapore..in 5days.
Lets hope i will survive my ryan air flight! oh my.
Munich rocks.The beer capital of thw world is really fantastic!
I went on a shopping spree with my ah nic today.It was a fruitful trip.we behaved like rich tourists and not poor backpackers..come let me enlighten you with whats all these shopping bags about.
*2 pairs of birkenstocks!!!! *accessöries from H&M *gigantic Beer Mug *Tons of chocolates and pralines *Clothes from Telly Weiji and C&A *shotglasses from Hard Rock *lots of postcards
ahem..that was a handful aye? i had planned to spend €200 for the rest of germany(which was initially munich till i reach frankfurt,tts about 5days) but i ended up spending €200 in 2 days.Im in the shitz when i reach italy.I can realli close my eyes and walk the streets of milan shopping arcade.*shrugs* i am so irritating.i cant control my spendings.Nic is worse.She is instigating my wallet.She's bad.BAD.haha but i lurb this girl still!
By now i suppose she hates me to the core after traveling 10days with me.She knows all my chao-kuan-ness and she knows all my strange idiosyncrancies.did i spell tt right?yeah she has to put up with my mood swings,my irritating self, my selfishness..about everything.haha.i think she hates me but has no choice other than to stick by me.=)_
Ah nic! haha hate me all u want.we're in this trip tp hate each other!
anyway, to all my bimbos out there.I miss all our bimboticness.haha.oh my god i cant believe im saying tt.But yeah i miss all the noise we make when we meet.The stupid remarks dia makes.Amanda's fairytale stories of jeffrey etc , Jo's silly self.Everything.I miss all of you.
BUT! i miss my mummy and my daddy too.Their naggings.Mummy'splain and horrible cooking is still thebest cos im so sick of eating bread pretzels hotdogs and drinking beer..beer is cheaper than water here.
I miss my room mate.The girl who wakes me up at 10am calling me GAO SAI. MS JOYCE LIM! you are being missed!
I miss my best fren cenying for her crap.I miss my brother who always sms me to tell me goodnite.haha.Bro, you can still sms me u noe.i roamed my phone.
I miss chatting with heng tin online.I miss chatting with xy and silly ginny who alwas whines.i miss everyone.
But i know i will never regret missing u all cos im in germany and this is really a dream come true.i#ll b back in 12days!
maybe i forgot someone..hmmm...the person who calls me fat.haha, maybe i do miss your nonsense.Oh in case u r concerned,im damn the same and not scrawny cos its so COLD HERE i have to EAT and cant afford to lose any weight.i'll fly away if i don.haha.yeaps.so nope u will nv get to see ethopian joanne.
Well i guess tts enough of euros spent typing this post.It's gona cost a bombbomb i swear.damn.
Oh did i tell u i was so desperate i stole grapes from my bunk mates?well it's a secret between ah nic n i but heck now im telling the world.
ciao! im powerful.im in germany rite now.Its 9pm here(which means its 3am in singapore) but the sun is still shining.im wondering when the sun is gona set.Shops have closed its door half an hour ago and hence im back in my hostel making use of the free internet access.Nic and i just refuse to retire because its our first and last night in Köln.Beautiful place.i just cannot find anything very wrong with europe so far besides for the steep high cost of potable water.I got cheated buying water today.It cost me €2.10(which means SGD4.50!!) to buy a 500ml gassy mineral water.Yes just in case you are unaware,the water here is gassy!very bad for mz airy tummy.I don wana be farting everywhere i go but..=) oh well, the weather´s amazing.Perfect for nurturing flawless and smooth complexion.Something like a naturaly SKII maybe?Yeah i have so much to tell cos my day was great..it started at 0600am(when my plane landed of cos) and basically i moved all around with my BIG bag pack today so my shoulders are temporarily injured.hahas. kk i´ll be back for more updates hopefully.needta get off.Cannot be a kiasu singaporean who hogs the com just cos its free! Sat, Jan. 26th, 2008, 11:37 am
I turned 22, no big deal but we are all getting old. Years ago, it was going into uni, now joanne is worrying about filing for grad and not knowing what to do in life. Its funny when we hear people getting married around our age but in my group of friends, those people do not seem to exist. I am not exactly worried but hell, sometimes u need some hope in life, hope that things can still be beautiful, hope that you know u will eventually find joy in life. Happiness and joy, someone once told me the difference between the two, if that is indeed the definition, its been a long time since i had joy in my life. Don't get me wrong, i am not all depressed and shit. Hahahaha...I never thought that one should be happy all the time anyway.
Friends, lets learn to be a litle more productive, get smashed a little less often.
Oh geez, this just popped into my head! Those who wanna watch "The Mist", for the love of god, please do not. I was so tempted to get out of the cinema and right after the movie ended, the quality of the movie left me so exasperated that i really needed a smoke badly. Argh! The worst possible ending, the worst possible mad-ass preacher of God, the worst explaination to what is in the mist. Well, i kind of want to watch the house, it looks damn nice but hahaha...i havent watch horror for a long long time and i am not exactly brave but hahaha..."#2 the amanda lee murder", medical student kill girlfriend because of jealously. Sounds familiar? Tue, Dec. 18th, 2007, 02:31 am
Exams is finally over! I am on a one month break, which comes by once a year. How tragic is that?
Anne, i hope you are fine. I hope u read my email, we have bigger things to worry, right? *hugs*
Relationships...they are suppose to make lives easier. It is suppose to be "you and i against the world" but too often than not, the two people in the relationship cause each other more pain than the world could impose on them. Hang in there pals.
Joyce, if you are watching this space, how is europe treating you?
Anne, call me if you need anything ok? Anyway i just went on an online shopping spree...SGD 300 on victoria secrets tops...they look long, just right for my kinda stretched asian body, i like but OUCH!
Ah hah...i think i am finally going to mambo this wed...although i am no big fan but i need a drink desperately!
Nights world...i cant wait to wake up to drink my kopi-o with extra sugar...i have been drinking at least 2 cups of coffees a day...i have officially became a caffine addict! Sun, Dec. 9th, 2007, 05:00 pm Superwoman
Hahahaha...i feel quite damn amazing. I did not sleep on thursday night because i finished work at 10pm and i had paper at 9am the next day and on friday i worked all the way till 9pm, took a nap cos i was running a serious temperature and met munseng to get my stuffs at 230am. After i got home, i did my weekly affairs and was finding ways and means to make sure the promoters know about Z8 even under such a short notice. That kinda ended around 5 am. I woke up at 930 am, did my project and ran some errands till about 6pm, then met Mickey mouse to discuss some stuff till 1030pm, went home, shower, vegetate on my bed for awhile and headed to zoukout at 12mn. Hahaha...i reached sentosa at 1am, drank outside, got the hand tag from someone and finally went in about 3am. Hahaha...as much as i was exhausted, i love the whole ambience and the company of cos but it is so big, dark and crowded, its nearly impossible to find anyone. Although i am not a big fan of trance but hell, Armin van Buuren was good man!!! As usual, Marcus loved it and dragged me to dance, which is not very normal for us both. Hahaha....So Joyce, Manda and I stay till 7 plus together with Kenneth and co. When i got home...i had to continue with my project till about 12 and totally KO till abt 5pm. Oh god! I feel quite damn amazed. Hahaha...superwoman i am! Wed, Dec. 5th, 2007, 11:51 pm Hi pals...
My pals are probably at Zouk now and I am here, sulking and whining over the internet. I am so tired! I have paper till 17th Dec. How depressing is that?
Zouk out is this weekend, i think everyone will be there and I will probably be the only one left on mainland if i can resist the temptation! Sigh...
Its officially thursday now. I have a paper on friday 9am, gotta get my google project done by friday evening and I gotta meet someone to discuss a big plan and on top of that I have to work till probably about 9pm on thursday night. Sigh...i hope i don't fail!
I hope this weekend will go well, Z8 is launching this weekend, last minute again, oh i pray noone will screw up...
Well, at least today i manage to buy a few things for my friends, yes, you babes! Nothing big but things that remind me of each of you. No dia, you are not getting anything kinky.
Xmas, xmas, xmas...13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21...9 years? Gross!!! Very soon wrinkle creams will be in our xmas wish list...shit! I am 22 in about 1 month, arghhhhh...time flies...16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21...6 years...I celebrated xmas with the tamil tigers for 5 yrs straight now and this is the 6th xmas with CWM...that is like 1/4 of the xmas-es in my life!!!
Nights world... Thu, Nov. 29th, 2007, 07:46 pm
Every night you cry yourself to sleep Thinking: "Why does this happen to me? Why does every moment have to be so hard?" Hard to believe that Tue, Nov. 20th, 2007, 12:12 am Christmas Party
Hi all,
I think we can all agree that this was not a fantastic year for anyone of us, maybe with the exception of the one in Canada. Guess we can all use a party to perk us up. Please suggest what kinda party you prefer. Any kinda ideas are welcome! Mon, Oct. 29th, 2007, 12:03 pm
I am so freaking sick of what i do everyday...nothing seems to be going right...school is starting to get busy again...i want to have proper dinner after work and watch tv... Tue, Oct. 23rd, 2007, 01:37 am Makan @ BKK!
  Food in Bangkok...I love the street snacks!!! I had tonnes of bbq sotong that caused my inflamed throat but the chilli was so damn good i really didnt wanna think about the ramifications...hahaha..bbq tiger prawns at Chinatown is damn good too!!! Oh man, pls check out the huge ass durians! Oh man, i love hawker food!!!Oh, for those with weak stomachs, get some chacoal pills to be safe. :)
 Color my world!!! I am leaving for Bangkok tomorrow...HOL-LI-DAY!!! Thu, Oct. 11th, 2007, 11:59 am Thank you pals!
I am a little sentimental now...to my friends who are reading this, thanks for being in my life. Thanks for being in my phonebook. You gave me someone to call when I am scared, when i am sad and most importantly when i am happy. Thanks for bringing such joy to my life. I wish i am as much the friend that all of you are to me.
Thu, Oct. 11th, 2007, 01:50 am
 I had buffet at The Line, Shangri La, courtesy of my classmate. Oh man, food was so good. I didn't want to embarrass him by taking pictures of everything and look like a "sua ku" since he works there so i tried to minimize my trigger happiness but the spread was really really good. Much better than Billiard Room branch I had with the office girls! Gosh...the seafood spread was so amazing. Lobster, oyster, crab...yum!!! Thanks to my classmate, Bobby, who is good friends with the chefs because he works in the HR dept, we got special cheese lobster and alaskan crab! Sashimi is a norm at all buffets but for hot dishes they have lots of stuff. From italian pizza, lagsana to meat like duck, pork, beef to grilled dishes like kebab, corn, prawns to authentic indian food like cheese naan and tissue prata to noodles like hokkien mee and the list goes on... The most impressive is the variety of desserts! Aside from the massive fondue fountain, there is cold rock to mix your toppings to your ice cream, feel free to choose any kind of chocolates or candies from the tall shelve. If you prefer something warm, you can get freshly made crepes or bread pudding which is really yummilicious as well. Being a sucker for pretty desserts in glasses, the colorful yogurt, tiramisu and jelly in little shot glasses do just fine for me! Although this dinner was free for me but i say it is worth every single cent if you are looking to pig out! Try it, The Line at Shangri-La! I heard Tuesday night is Oyster night and Thursday is Marine Harvest so its more expensive. $80+++ but with free flow of wine and juices. One thing, if you are going on a normal night, do not order juices. It is about $17!!!
Joanne, beat this! Hahaha...
Wed, Oct. 10th, 2007, 02:15 am A random post
Good morning world!
I can't remember a night in the past month that i slept before 3! I am dying a slow death!
Anyway, cold case is on tv. They play nice songs...geez...in this episode, this husband killed a man to keep his wife's scandal with a 17 year old a secret! Would you ever love someone so much as to do something as crazy as that?
Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills my mind I somehow find You and I collide
I wanna go wala soon. I miss the live music! Let's see...
Mon-gone Tues-gone Wed- dinner @ the line Thurs- Work Fri- Surprise bdae party for xxx Sat- XXX's bdae dinner Sun - Champagne lunch at Ritz? Mon- class (off) Tues - Free Wed - Free Thurs - Bangkok Fri - Bangkok Sat - Bangkok Sun - Bangkok - Home
Cant wait to go BKK!!! I need a holiday!!!
  Kumar is THE QUEEN! Sun, Oct. 7th, 2007, 04:55 pm
 My cousin finally got married, after what i think was 9 years of dating. It is great to know he is so sure that joce is THE ONE. It is funny how he is such a macho guy but in actual fact, he is quite a softie. He gathered his friends to arrange candles to the words, "marry me" underneath her block and they started shouting for her and when she finally popped her head outta the windows, she probably caught the sight of something she will never forget. FYI, police was involved in this too but sg police are nice men, according to my cousin, they came because neighbours complained but left when they found out what he was doing and wished him luck. Hahaha... It is a pity that none of my grandparents are able to witness this. If only ah-ma didn't pass away so suddenly this year, i bet she would be damn excited to see her eldest grandson get married. After dinner, i headed for clarke quay to join my classmates for some drinks. Hahaha...the drinking session turned out to be a "fishing" session that got ing super drunk.  The 5 depressed people pic is a classic man. Only darren and i managed to look depressed. Stupid Bobby cant stop laughing and reg and ing looked like some super hardworking nerds. Mars bar shot...ewww...
Note: Joyce is not our classmate, she just needed a drink...hahaha... Sun, Oct. 7th, 2007, 04:20 pm
 It was Mr Karthig's bdae. The gin gang went to movida, it was dead arse packed! But music was good. Its been awhile since i saw some of them...great to be around them nonetheless! I met with a few accidents that night!!! 1. I fell flat on my back on movida's dance floor (tell me about it, i dunno who to thank, think it was kenneth and karthig...damn) 2. I was pulled on stage to dance with karthig after i fell 3. Kenneth pinched my cheeks till it feels bruised now 4. My phone fell inside the toilet bowl (thank god, i work for moto) Sigh...good thing mr chen was nice enough to make some food and get me drinks when we got home
hey all, i'm lying on my bed, surfing e web using my moto q9h. this little gadget is quite exciting. i'm checking my mail, checking my facebook and friendster and blogging all at the same time, on my bed, with my lights off.. technology is truly amazing. i had my first class for 'foundation of e commerce' today, i have never really sat down and think abt the fact that somethings like sourcing for info on the internet was not available less than 20 years ago. isnt it amazing what started out as a military plan evolved to something i'm so dependent on. oh well...
kumar on sunday, cant wait! Tue, Sep. 25th, 2007, 03:46 pm
Like a star .Corinne Bailey Rae.
Just like a star across my sky, Just like an angel off the page, You have appeared to my life, Feel like I'll never be the same, Just like a song in my heart, Just like oil on my hands honour to love you Still I wonder why it is, I don't argue like this With anyone but you, We do it all the time, Blowing out my mind You've got this look I can't describe, You make me feel I'm alive, When everything else is so au fait Without a doubt you're on my side, Heaven has been away too long, Can't find the words to write this song of your love, Still I wonder why it is, I don't argue like this With anyone but you, We do it all the time, Blowing out my mind aghhhh na, na, na,na, naaa naaaaaaa [Like A Star lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]ohhhhh na, na, na,na, naaa naaaaaaa Now I have come to understand The way it is, It's not a secret anymore, 'Cause we've been through that before, From tonight I know that you're the only one, I've been confused and in the dark, Now I understand, Yeah-yeah oh Oooh......Ooohhhh.. ohhhhhhhh.... I wonder why it is, I don't argue like this With anyone but you, I wonder why it is, I won't let my guard down for anyone but you We do it all the time, Blowing out my mind Just like a star across my sky, Just like an angel off the page, You have appeared to my life, Feel like I'll never be the same, Just like a song in my heart, Just like oil on my hands. Thanks for all the dates, all the pleasant surprises, all the little things you did just to make my day better, tolerating my nonsense, giving in to me all the time. I hope you find someone who will make you as happy as you made me...this i say from the bottom of my heart. Sat, Sep. 22nd, 2007, 12:56 pm Rockstar
Rockstar .Nickelback.
I'm through with standing in line To clubs we'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth And I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out Quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house On an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough For ten plus me (So what you need?) I'll need a credit card that's got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet (Been there, done that) I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me (So how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name [Chorus:] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's Gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny With her bleach blond hair Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes Sign a couple autographs So I can eat my meals for free (I'll have the quesadilla, on the house) I'm gonna dress my ass With the latest fashion Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion Gonna date a centerfold that loves to Blow my money for me (So how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name [Chorus] And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar I'm gonna sing those songs That offend the censors Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong [Chorus] And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar |